Category: Singles Spit Swap
I am 17 have brown hair no eyes. I am 5 8 and weigh around 270. I am looking for guys between 16 and 20 who are caring, loving, etc. No sexual stalkers, or abusers please. If all you care about is sex please call 800-856-8255, if you are female and if you are male please call 800 deepfuck.. If you are about love, respect, then please contact me via PM. Thank you.
the numbers for that are 800 3337 3825
Wow, both of you giving sex advice for phone sex, that's a first.
This is just so fucking priceless. "Brown hair no eyes" ROFLMAO, You really should call your local newspaper or something and put an add in the wanted section with exactly that line. You'd have people flocking to your door, after all, we all fantasise about getting with a chick with no eyes. lol
hahahaha kev, that's priceless. Now, Jessicaa? How'd would wanna date you?
you bastards and whores fuck off
So...the people who have one or both of their parents, don't sleep around, and think this will end badly...into what class should they be cast?
And Kev, great post!
ass wholes
Hey but wait wait guys. There is someone who might want her just because she has no eyes. And that's Jared!
you're right, Jessica! I'll let him know!
Well Jessica I would fuck you, but you know I don't know if I could find the eye sockets through the huge roles of fat that cover your entire body.
Just ... lmfao at this entire board. Good luck, or something.
jessica is actually a pretty young lady so there. second kev grow up. Jim well lets see the bad attitude needs to go.
God damn Jared!
Sure are looking for a woman. One that is nice, polite as possible, and fun to be with
Wow jared, just wow.
Jerrd, now come on! You know you have plenty of experience with bigger girls! what about you and Tub girl?
hay u seem really nice. and coole
Now, who didn't see that one coming? I mean FSU posting a serious reply to this board? roflmao. Seriously though. Honey, I understand the "brown hair, no eyes," thing was meant to be a humorous twist to the lines that one might see in newspaper personal adds, but perhaps if you had put "lol" or "rofl" directly following it you would have gotten a better reaction. Then people would have clearly seen the commeedic value of it right away, and would have also known that that was your intent. As for stating your weight, damn, hun, you are brave. And, to all of you who have been total pricks, you should applaud her for being so upfront and honest. I mean, how many girls would have tried to get you interested, hidden the fact of their weight, and then you would find out only once meeting them in person, or only after getting your hopes up or getting their hopes up, and then hearing it from a rumor or another zoner? Also, honey, you are deffinitly over-weight, but not as badly as these people seem to think. Five foot eight is rather tall, and so I am guessing that while she may look a bit chubby she probably has some nice curves, ample hips and brests and also due to her height probably carries it rather well. I used to weigh considerably more than I do now and men were still interested in me back then, so if you want any advice on playing up your best features and down-playing your not-so-great features with certain colors, clothing, styles or make-up, feel free to PQN me. When you find someone worth while he will not be a judgmental prat like these jokers. Keep looking and don't lose heart. OH, and for the love of God, Mozart and Shakespeare, don't even think about FSU. He's got some serious problems, and you should never settle for someone just to have a boyfriend, any boyfriend. Hunny, you can do so much better than that. Never settle, and never give up hope.